Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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