Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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