And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My balls are so social today.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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