Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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