Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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