But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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