It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
