she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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