I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
