you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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