oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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