Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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