i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm bleeding and have questions
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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