i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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