is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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