i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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