Me too!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
