this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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