The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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