You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
is it fun? or sober?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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