I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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