But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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