so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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