I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
no you cant smoke seaweed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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