I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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