I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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