i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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