I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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