you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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