You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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