i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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