White coat. Heels.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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