I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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