Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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