just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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