So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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