office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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