I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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