Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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