My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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