So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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