the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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