I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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