Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We have so much sex to catch up on
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
wow bdsm is so cute
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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