Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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