She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
meet me or not, i'm out of control
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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