Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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