real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
it glows. i had to have it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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