why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
operation harelip BJ is a go
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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