At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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