This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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