What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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