You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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