We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i came on her dog
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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