I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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